whodie:

*drops phone*
Me: shit u good bruh
Phone: yeah fam I’m aight

kenway:

friendship necklaces where one says “eat” and the other says “ass”

dirudo:

majortvjunkie:

me huntin for the pussy

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found the pussy

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I thought scott was gay

(Source: sabrinagrimm)

dirudo:

When you call a hot guy daddy and he ignores you

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Anonymous:
What did you do after that?

dirudo:

It kinda killed my hard on so I stopped jerking my cock :’/